Fitful sleep, Fit of Rage... give me back my face!

It's like 3:00 in the morning! I wake up to somone breathing on my neck... half asleep I begin to role over to see who it is... but instead of being greeted by a kiss I am greeted by two very strong hands close around by throat! I try to yell but the air is squeezed from my throat in more of a hiss than anything else. All I see is the same shadowy figure that I was haunted by earlier. The same shadow that has stolen my face! Angry about the face stealing that has occured I start to throw my fists around and thrash violently. The grip loosens on my neck until finally there is a release, but now I recieve a wholloping blow to my nose. I throw a left and then a right at my assailant. They connect firmly to his solar plexis. Winded he doubles over and I push him onto the floor. I start kicking him... I pick up my chair and slam it down hard onto his torso all the while screaming "Give me back my _______ face, you _____!!" (Fill the blank with your favorite words... such as 'beautiful' and 'jerk'... they work...) I start to feel bad for all the violence... I sit back on my bed and sigh "Can't we get along in peace?" The shadow slowly crawls toward the door. "Can I at least have my face back?" The shadow spits his shadow spit on the floor (which is rather hard to clean up!) and dissappears into the dark hallway. I am to tired to follow. I rub my sore nose, I didn't want violence... I am not a violent person. All I wanted was a fitful sleep where I don't get attacked.... oh and maybe my face back... that would be nice...